I found a webpage: Overheard in New York.

This is my current fav (haven't made it too far down the list yet so this may change).

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch." [ed. I believe he is trying to say be-otch; a lengthened out version of bitch]
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?